The Writer's Block

fangirlingatthreeam

ha?

mcdolans

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

mishassbuttofthelord

HOW

paint-me-a-butt

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

takemewherethewildthingsare

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

m-a-l-t-a-r-a

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

thefandomlyfe

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

kirksthyla

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

assliam

well

do not question

sasstronauuut

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

littlekawaiiusagi

Lol doubt it

person3737

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

starbaby96

What the hell, I’ll try it

thepanicatthediscoaddict

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

rosepheniox

I wants a doot doot

killjoycrybaby

hoooowwww does this work??!

awesomeskinnythighs

This is a lieeeee

alltimesleepingveils

I want a doot doot

anaxxalex

Give me a doot doot

skinnyloveposts

gimme that doot doot

aro-ana

???

tayraymisu

i really doubt I will get a doot doot but I’ll go for it~

supremehusbands

2 million notes? I doubt it! Lmao

fangirlingatthreeam

Let’s poke this post with a stick and see if it’s still alive

that-one-time

This is,,,,, not possible

fangirlingatthreeam

newtsckamander

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

bebe-benzenheimer

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

impolitecanadian

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

gorillateaparty

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

umpteenthstupidfeelings

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

astro-hotline

About to take finals, God hear my plea

moonsworshipper

I’m not going to risk it 😂

fangirlingatthreeam

Blows kiss: for the followers

that-one-time

Need

flowerlygirls

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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good...

that-one-time

a comprehensive collection of weird-ass wikipedia articles to read when you’re bored

lesliecrusher

fair warning: while some of these articles are just silly or weird, i do like to freak myself out, so a fair amount of these are creepy and/or morbid! some of the links involve death and occasionally suicide, so consider this your blanket warning for potentially upsetting/tiggering stuff! also when you’re white-knuckled gripping the bedframe at four am because you’re too freaked out to go get a glass of water and you think there’s an axe-murderer in your closet, don’t go a-blamin’ me. you clicked the link.

that-one-time

please yes

that-one-time

GUYS

the-neon-pineapple

majesticduxk

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

soupernabturel

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

whitmerule

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

hazeldomain

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

prairiedust

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

hazeldomain

But do you pad across rooms?

prairiedust

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

mittensmorgul

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

k-vichan

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

dorkilybeautiful

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

smarsupial

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw.

bettsfic

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

ferelden-loser

I’m blushing furiously from the accuracy of this post.

twocatstailoring

I’m leveling an unimpressed stare at all of you.

that-one-time

Someone help I’ve bitten through my lip.

rivoluzione--sottovoce-deactiva

nitrosplicer

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

mishalak

Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.

j-oobys

i bite in to bread and cheese and im ratatouille bitch

that-one-time

His name is remy you uncultured swine

perks-of-being-chinese

abomination-station

does anyone else just think of katy perry and like, not feel anything? Like when you think of her your mind just blanks and all you feel is hollow wind blowing through your skull because she’s just kind of there, trying so hard but failing to leave even the most basic impression upon your psyche? might just be me

that-one-time

so…..do you ever feel like a plastic bag

rivoluzione--sottovoce-deactiva

rosegoldlips

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

rosegoldlips

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

bigscaryd

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

animatedamerican

…

you tried to read the words as prose
but noticed how its scansion goes
and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya
recall the phrase you love the most
then once again reblog this post
and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

shinelikethunder

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

ericvilas

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits.
Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

amatalefay

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time,
Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote
Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

that-one-time

Half the verses you can’t recall, the tides of history have swallowed them all, You think I’m lying but it’s really true, yeah. It’s sad to think some gorgeous rhymes have been lost to the gaping maw of time, Hope someday we can fix up Hallelujah.